Erika Gardner

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost.

Nimrod and Jesus Go To Wal-Mart

First, let us all breathe a collective sigh of relief.  We have survived another Christmas, my friends, high-fives and eggnog all around (feel free to spike yours, go ahead, it’s allowed).  While I love the Silly Season, I have to admit, I’m a wee bit tired. ...

The Magic Stop Sign And The Pirate Code

Very close to my house, there is a Magical Stop Sign.   No really, ask around.  I don’t make this stuff up.  It’s a very special sign.  You see, it’s disguised as a perfectly ordinary stop sign.  I mean, it’s got all the details right.  It’s your basic octagon,...

There's No Accounting For Taste- The Enchilada of Wine

“Here’s to the corkscrew – a useful key to unlock the storehouse of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the gate of pleasant folly.” W.E.P. French (From the wine list of Commander’s Palace in New Orleans, LA courtesy of John...

Goodnight Swankville…

In the last couple of weeks our little town has become, well, a tempest in a teapot.  In the words of Inigo Montoya, “Let me explain, no, there is too much. Let me sum up.” –         Two ladies wrote a funny, fictional little book about...

Leaving Las Vegas

The day did not begin as a blog post in the making.  Eric had a trade show in Las Vegas.  The hotel was paid for and frequent flyer miles took care of my plane ticket.  For a date night he just needed to buy me dinner. Oh,...

When Parents Run Amuck…

I live in a small town, say 65,000 residents.  It has good schools, lots of beautiful parks, (we even keep a naturalist on staff), great shopping, wonderful restaurants, … and of course, it goes without saying, nice, oh so very nice, people. One would think....

The Tortoise or The Snail?

For those of you kind enough to keep score… This is a quick follow-up to last week’s running post.  Keeping things brief, some of you have been kind enough to ask how Sunday’s race went.  Well, as I wrote one friend, like so much in...

My Top Ten Running Songs

A couple of weeks ago I was with some friends from my high school cross-country team.  We were having dinner with our former coach, Larry and his wife, Tori.  As we lamented getting older, I mentioned how I am stuck in a speed rut.  Actually,...